tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
I enjoy the simpler things in life, like sitting down with a good long gay fanfic.
어젠가..모바일로 올리다가 장렬히 실패하여 다시 올려보는.
RUDE AS FUCK
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
Suzanne is so important
how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weathe
You never loved me. You locked me up, wanted to keep me. That’s not love. That is possession. Why do something that can’t be undone, to avenge a love that was never real?
o shit they’re becoming self aware #plotholes