Young Fools
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peniscas:

… Elvis. I can dig Elvis.

4 hours ago with 2,057 notes — via peniscas



do i

  • watch a new show
  • rewatch another show
  • watch a movie
  • read a book
  • or read fanfiction

my life choices are so difficult

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tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

4 hours ago with 89,794 notes — via theawkwardangel, © stunningpicture



sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

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The little noise he made when it came off tho

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nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

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casscruffybeard:

justanotheridijiton:

rainywithachanceofstars:

image

image

A+ gif usage

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Anonymous said:

If your partner got turned into your parent and your parent got turned into your partner and the only way to turn them back is to have sex with one. Who would it be?

thepacificrimjob:

4 hours ago with 34 notes — via casscruffybeard, © thepacificrimjob



In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

4 hours ago with 76,168 notes — via cumfort, © tokomon



whoiskt:

omgdean:

ah yes because the Winchesters and Castiel are notorious for “playing their parts” in heaven’s little stories

 

4 hours ago with 3,309 notes — via casscruffybeard, © omgdean



ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

4 hours ago with 175,978 notes — via linneart