… Elvis. I can dig Elvis.
- watch a new show
- rewatch another show
- watch a movie
- read a book
- or read fanfiction
my life choices are so difficult
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
this put the biggest smile on my face
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
The little noise he made when it came off tho
in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
ah yes because the Winchesters and Castiel are notorious for “playing their parts” in heaven’s little stories
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep